Oppo, How Do You Stay So Darn Smexy?

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
07/10/2016 at 22:46 • Filed to: Bad Jokes

Kinja'd!!!4 Kinja'd!!! 12
Kinja'd!!!

I mean seriously, how do you do it?! I heard Infiniti was so inspired they decided to name a new model after you. What, you haven’t heard?!! I’m surprised you didn’t know about the QT 3.14159...

It’s only sold in its top trim. *bro wink*


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind
07/10/2016 at 22:56

Kinja'd!!!1

Clever. I laughed a little inside. Not much. 5/10


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Wobbles the Mind
07/10/2016 at 22:57

Kinja'd!!!3

How does an 03 still have an oddly future retro look?

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2016 at 23:02

Kinja'd!!!0

The 03 M45 is awesome! Too bad there’s like no aftermarket support and that parts will be impossible to get :(


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/10/2016 at 23:03

Kinja'd!!!1

New personal best!!!

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind
07/10/2016 at 23:04

Kinja'd!!!1

It was good. Sorta a dad joke but still solid.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Wobbles the Mind
07/10/2016 at 23:05

Kinja'd!!!1

That took me longer than it should have. Back to my drink lol


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2016 at 23:06

Kinja'd!!!1

If the headlamps connect to the grill and the proportions are right, the better it will age. That’s what I always say, starting today.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > dogisbadob
07/10/2016 at 23:07

Kinja'd!!!1

DIY Bruh. I mean... the Sebring doesnt exactly have the greatest aftermarket .support so you know... make things happen.*

.

.

*My next vehicle will have massive aftermarket support because DIY sucks, is expensive, results in multiple failures and redos.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Wobbles the Mind
07/10/2016 at 23:10

Kinja'd!!!2

Or avoid the grille altogether. Something about a nonintrusive headlight grille situation

Kinja'd!!!

I dont know why I thought this was a good example but come on, ION

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2016 at 23:18

Kinja'd!!!0

Yeah I know, as I’m trying to do more DIY shit :)

But you can’t even find shocks for the M45.

My next car will most likely be a Matrix or Vibe, but definitely with good aftermarket support.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > dogisbadob
07/10/2016 at 23:22

Kinja'd!!!1

Matrix had the best commercials

8K Launch at 1:15


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Wobbles the Mind
07/11/2016 at 00:42

Kinja'd!!!0

I moisturize.

Kinja'd!!!